Itchin’ and jumpin’

March 13, 2023

I got something at the Dollar Store yesterday, and the checkout gal allowed that her left hand was itching, which meant she was going to spend money. If it was her right hand that was itching, it meant that she would *receive* money. I allowed that when my right eye goes to jumpin’, I’ll get money for sho’, and when my left eye goes to jumpin’ somebody’s got to go.

https://youtu.be/aIkwAoWqE6E

Published by Tim Bryant

Some say don't go where the road don't go, but I go anyway.

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